Friday Funnies- The Bailey version

We all took turns with a flu bug this week so there wasn't as much humor to be found, but there's always some with Bailey around!

Bailey loves a certain "Barbie" bowl that a friend gave us.  But she doesn't call it a Barbie bowl.  She calls it a Barbie-Q bowl. :0)
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I was helping Bailey get dressed and I said, "Oh, you have a booger." To which she replied, "and fries?" I'm sure I don't have to mention that she also mispronounces the word "burger."
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Speaking of boogers, if Blogger wasn't being such a booger right now, this is where a video would be of Bailey playing on the wii fit.  I was going to have my first ever "video friday funny" but I've been out of luck on uploading videos all week.  Oh well.  Maybe some day.
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Bailey saw a baby doll on a commercial that drinks from a bottle and says "mama."  She said, "I like that baby!" Reagan said, "Back when I played with dolls, they didn't do anything.  You had to use your imagination."  Ha!! Is she 7? Cause she sounds like an old lady!


If you'd like to play along, just grab the Friday Funnies button and write your own post about the "funnies" at your house.  Then, link up with your post's address.

Can't wait to read them all! Just as an FYI, I leave the linky open for six days (until it's time to write a new post!).

Friday Funnies- Play along!

Woo Hoo! It's Friday! And time for another Friday Funnies!! Come on, you know you crack up at the stuff your kids say (and the things you find yourself saying TO them!).  Just this week I found myself saying "Bailey we do not sit on our sisters when we are naked."

Join the fun and write your own blog post about all the "funnies" at your house this week.

This post will be available on our sidebar for you to access at any time (as long as I figure out how to do that).

Please be sure to follow the rules and then visit the other blogs so you can get your laugh on.
Yes there are rules.  Why? Because it's our blog and we can. :)  Also, because we want to make sure it's family friendly.  SO.....

1. Please refrain from using profanity.  It may be funny that your kid accidentally said the "F" word at a restaurant, but please don't spell it out.
2. Please do not use the link system to drive traffic to your blog for anything other than a Friday Funny post.
3. Please be sure to put the actual blog post link and not a link to your home page. This way we can find your Funnies even after you have posted other things.
4. I am not responsible for your computer when you spray water, tea, soda, or whatever you are drinking, across the monitor and keyboard from the laughter.  Likewise, you are responsible for your own weak bladder.
5. Please make sure you include the Friday Funnies graphic in your post somewhere.  I worked hard on it and it will boost my ego if you I get to see it all over the internet.

Here is the Friday Funnies Graphic

You can either copy and paste this jpeg or go to my sidebar and get the smaller version to embed with a code.

Have fun!!!

Of course I can't be left out so here are my own Friday Funnies from this week (woo! It was a doozy!):

Please pardon all the "potty" talk as we have been potty training miss Bailey this week (with great success I might add).  Hence the above "funny" about not sitting on our sister naked. 

I was watching a show with Bailey in my bedroom when she said "I have to potty." So I took her into my bathroom, left the tv on, and while she was sitting on the potty she tooted.  To encourage her I said "oh! What do I hear?!" Rather than focus on the "toot" she listened for a second and recognized that a Geico commercial was on so she replied, "Ringading ding dong!" 

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For the first couple days of potty training Bailey would say "I PEE!" Thinking she had just peed I would look all over the floor for it.  It took me a little while to figure out that she was trying to tell me that she needed to go.  

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I was getting the girls ready for bed and Skylar said "But I just want to keep playing." Reagan told her, "Skylar, everything has to come to an end eventually.  Well, only the fun stuff." Wise beyond her years :D

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I don't know about you guys but when I have to get my girls' attention, I use their middle names along with their first.  This past week while Cali was barking, Bailey walked over to her and said "Cali JANE!".....which happens to be Reagan's middle name. :)

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Reagan and Skylar were playing upstairs and Bailey was looking at books downstairs with me.  We heard a loud "thud" from upstairs. Bailey, without looking up from her book, says, "Dey fine. Dey jest playin." HA!

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I was trying to get Bailey to sit on her potty for a while so I was reading a book to her about colors.  Each page has different fruits and vegetables on it so I was asking her to identify each one. 

"What's this Bailey?"

"Umm, dats carrots."

"What's this?"

"Dats Oh-anges (oranges)."

"What are these?"

"Dose Grapes"

"What about this (pointing to an eggplant)"

"ummm, dats YUCKY!" 

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While driving home from the library Skylar said "Mommy, I don't want to be tan anymore. I want to be white like you." :D