Friday, June 4, 2010

Friday Funnies

One more week of school! Woo hoo!!
Here are the funny things I remembered to write down this week.

Bailey likes to play the Wii Fit and one of her favorite games is the "Birds Eye" where she has to flap her arms up and down to simulate a flying bird.  She is great at the flapping part but she narrates it with "Crap Crap Crap."  Obviously we need to work on her "f's" and "l's".  
I found a tank top in a bin of my old clothes and gave it to Skylar.  I said, "Here's an old shirt for you Skylar.  It used to be mine when I was your age." To which she replied, "Oh, so it's a REALLY OLD shirt!"
Stinker.  It still looks cute on her.  
Bailey tore up a bunch of paper and left it on the floor.  Twenty minutes later she came into the room and said "OH NO! Someone make a mess! That's NOT nice!"
I said, "Bailey it was you."
Bailey: "Me? Oh, I sorry. Skylar clean it up." 
Bailey seems to retain everything she hears.  The other night she started reciting "Eeny Meeny Miny Mo, Catch a Tiger by the Toe...If he hollars let him go.  My mom picked the very best one and it is you!" After she finished it she looked at me and said "Mommy? I the very best one?"
And my favorite this week....
Reagan and I went to the store and there was a larger lady next to us on an aisle.  She was reaching for some donuts as we passed her and Reagan said "She does NOT need those.  She should go on Biggest Loser.  They would teach her that stuff."  
(Thank the LORD that lady did not hear us because we were out of earshot!)

Have a blessed weekend!


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