friday funnies

We've had my 85 year old nana with alzheimers staying with us this week so some of our funnies are a bit more "adult." :) Of course the girls have not disappointed this week! Enjoy!

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One morning nana was getting dressed and walked from her bedroom to the bathroom...in just her underwear.  That was funny enough in and of itself, but what was even funnier was what Brian said when I told him about it.  I texted him and said "It's good you're not home.  Nana's walking around naked." He responded, "Well, she did see Bailey walking around our house naked last night. When in Rome..."
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After dropping Reagan off at school one morning we were driving home and Skylar asked, "How do trees go potty?" I responded, "They don't." Puzzled, she asked, "Then why does that one have toilet paper in it?"
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Reagan came to me on Wednesday and said, "I have three reasons why you should do my laundry tomorrow...." Oh sweet little analytical one.  The apple does not fall far from the tree.
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Skylar and Bailey were watching "My Friends Tigger and Pooh" one morning and Skylar said, "I think I know why his name is Pooh! He likes to eat all the time.  And everyone knows that when you eat, you....poo."  :)
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The girls call my grandmother, "Nana Great."  Except for Bailey. She calls her "Nana Grape" and sometimes "Mama Grape."
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Reagan was practicing piano.  Nana and I were sitting and listening to her.  In between songs, Nana said, "Some day you're going to have a pianist." Later Reagan asked, "Why did Nana say that some day you will have a penis?" :D I didn't even know she knew that word!!