Most weeks I simply forget what it was that I did NOT do, but this week I have actually been writing them down. I am a list-maker, afterall. I almost wrote my first "Not Me" a few months ago after I totally did NOT misread a pregnancy test and think that we were expecting a fourth child (after my sweet husband's 'procedure'). And now I totally do NOT giggle every time I hear the ClearBlue Easy Pregnancy Test commercial that says "Three out of ten women can misread a pregnancy test." Who does that?!
But on to THIS week!
I definitely did NOT hit the "panic" button on my key fob by accident while trying to hit the automatic door button. I always know which button to push, even with my hands full.
My youngest daughter did NOT continually remove her clothing and her diaper no matter how many times I tried to convince her otherwise. Then I most certainly did NOT try to scotch tape the tabs on her diaper to keep her little fingers from lifting them. Not me. I also wouldn't ignore every sign that she is sending at 19 months that she wants to use the potty. I always let my children dictate when we start potty training.
I did NOT spend over an hour last night, freaked out because I thought I heard a mouse in our bedroom, chewing on something. I finally did NOT get up out of bed and "face my fear" only to find out that it was the string on our blinds, blowing in the breeze and 'clanking' against the metal window frame.
Since my stomach was NOT bothering me last week (and thus making me feel all around icky) I definitely did not convince my children that they wanted quesadillas or microwavable mac n cheese for dinner. I always cook organic, healthy meals, from scratch.
I also did not scrap two bags of Amish bread "starter" because I keep making the "cake" and eating most of it myself and then wondering why the scale is not moving down. Not me. I don't eat sugar. Ever.
So there it is. My first (but not my last).
Very cute! Glad you joined us for the fun! oh, and loved the mouse story! I did a similiar thing a few weeks ago. Except mine WAS a mouse!
ReplyDeleteI like this and should probably join in some day. :)
ReplyDeleteIt's been about 12 or 13 years since I had mice in my dorm room and I still think I hear something every once in a while. I hate that feeling.
Woohoo! Glad you decided to join us NMM posters and I enjoyed reading all about your week. That Amish bread can be addicting and the sugar - oh my!
ReplyDeleteI am lauging about the pregnancy test NOT ME!!! I could add a whole list of NOT ME's to that if I found I was pregnant with our fourth child (after my own procedure). But God does have a sense of humor!! He always knows what he is doing.
ReplyDeleteOH NO WITH THE PREGNANCY TEST!!! I would have died.
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